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Post by CEO Silverman on Nov 17, 2010 9:00:19 GMT -5
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Post by "Th tru b.d.n." TYrule on Nov 26, 2010 16:54:23 GMT -5
[[SX's Newman eyes blankly look at the screen then he
proceeds typing.]]
First off, I must say this task was intimidating to say this
least. My "Black Friday" of 2010 will be remembered for many
moments indelibaly burned into my brain.
The main event for Unleashed may be for the SX World
championship but the talk in the locker room is the debut of
Tyrule, something everyone is buzzing about.
Being sent to interview Tyrule was a scary proposition but it
had it's upside.
Everytime I'm in Memphis I get some bar-b-que. I just love
it. I'm hoping to visit BB King's blues club before
departing. This is now a must just to attempt to get my mind
off of this morning's events.
I'd like to talk about what I saw and heard but I can't go
into details due to the graphic nature. Spending the early
morning hours at a gym frequented by Tyrule(he wasn't there)
I heard story after story about the black hulk from friends
and persons working out who know him well.
Thanking a couple of conected members of the black community
I was driven to the hotel which Tyrule(real name:Tyrone) was
staying for the day. The reasons he was there I cannot repeat
in this Oh, Newman column. "Community Service" is one way to
put it. Lonely married wealthy white women from the other
side of the tracks in Memphis being the ones serviced.
Sitting outside of Tyrule's hotel room for nearly two hours
the things I heard would make the most vulgar comedian blush.
There were times I thought a murder was taking place inside
that room. After two hours of waiting the buxom blonde woman
who answered the door at first peeked her head out, permed
hair matted and her mascara running down her face but with a
glowing smile informed me Ty would not be seeing me. He is
only speaking to Victor who wasn't made available.
The woman was wrapped in a towel and the only time I saw Ty
this morning let's just say I saw more than I've ever seen in
my life. When the lady went back inside the room Tyrule was
standing fully nude at the end of the bed and it literally
looked as if a dark toddler's arm was hanging down from
between his legs. It wasn't a baby but it was a baby-maker.
Having been a sports reporter in many locker rooms in my days
covering the basketball beat in Detroit I can honestly say
this is one "Black Friday" I will never forget even with not
getting the interview. Someone please give Victor special
permission to deal with Tyrule on-camera or for interviews
before I'm mentally scarred further.
Tyrule debuts Sunday and when this monster comes out I think
I now know why the pay per view is called Unleashed.
[[Newman hits send on his computer
'Oh Newman' 11/26/10 Black Friday]]
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